- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ YOU'LL FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
- ISN'T SHE THE SWEETEST THING?
- HELLO, YOU CUTIE.
- WHAT A DOLL!
- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S MY CARRIAGE.
- HER NAME IS TAMMY. ISN'T SHE DARLING?
- SCRAM, FURBALL!
- FURBALL?
- NOW, HEATHCLIFF, YOU GET OUT OF THE WAY.
WE'RE GOING TO GIVE LITTLE TAMMY A RIDE IN YOUR CARRIAGE.
TAMMY'S SUCH AN ANGEL.
- MEW.
- WHAT A DARLING PUSSYCAT YOU ARE, TAMMY.
- MEW.
- FURBALL?
[SNORING]
HUH?
HEY, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU.
I'M HEATHCLIFF. I RUN THIS BLOCK,
AND YOU CAN'T GO AROUND CALLING ME
FURBA--WHOA-OH-AH-OH!
- I THOUGHT CATS ALWAYS LANDED ON THEIR FEET.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU! PUT THEM UP!
UP! UP!
- YOU WOULDN'T HIT A GIRL, WOULD YOU, HEATHCLIFF?
[RATTLING]
- HEY, LOOK AT THIS.
HEATHCLIFF IS PICKING ON A LITTLE GIRL.
- HA HA! - HA HA! - HA HA!
- MY, OH, MY, WHAT A TOUGH GUY.
- HEH HEH HEH!
SHAME, SHAME, HEATHCLIFF.
- HA HA HA!
LEAD WITH YOUR LEFT, HEATHCLIFF!
- "I'M HEATHCLIFF, AND I RUN THIS BLOCK."
WELL, NOT ANYMORE, FURBALL.
- WOW! WAY TO GO, BEAUTIFUL!
HEY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET A REAL MAN?
[WHISTLES] WHOO! WOW WOW WOW!
[MAKING KISSING NOISES]
- WHOA... - WHOA...
- I RUN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD NOW,
SO YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP!
- BOY...HAVE I GOT A PROBLEM.
- HEATHCLIFF!
COME BACK HERE WITH THAT FISH!
HEY!
WHOA...
COME HERE...
- WELL...
WHY, ISN'T THAT SWEET?
A GIFT FOR ME.
THANKS, FURBALL.
- WHY, YOU...
- HEY, GUYS, LOOK AT THIS.
HEATHCLIFF'S PICKING ON A LITTLE GIRL.
- HEATHCLIFF, I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY STORE.
- BOY, HAVE I GOT A PROBLEM.
- NOW, WHERE'S THAT FISH?
- WHOOPS...
BOY, HAVE I GOT A PROBLEM!
EE-YIKES!
- HI, FURBALL. WANT SOME MILK?
- WHY, YOU...
- YOU WOULDN'T HIT A GIRL, WOULD YOU, HEATHCLIFF?
- UH, NO, NO, I GUESS NOT.
- GOOD, 'CAUSE I LOVE TO HIT BOYS!
- OH! HI, HEATHCLIFF.
HEY, I THOUGHT CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET, EH?
- OH, HEATHCLIFF,
I'M SURE YOU SAY THAT TO ALL THE GIRLS.
- NO, REALLY, SONIA.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME.
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE.
- OH, HEATHCLIFF, I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
- HUH?
- NOBODY ELSE, HUH?
- UH, SONIA, THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK. I...
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK!
- SONIA, WAIT! LET ME EXPLAIN!
- I THINK YOU'RE A ROTTEN, NO-GOOD TWO-TIMER!
WE'RE THROUGH!
- OHH...DID LITTLE HEATHCWIFF
HAVE AN ARGUMENT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND?
- OK, THAT'S IT! YOU'VE HAD IT!
- IS BIG, BAD HEATHCWIFF
GONNA HIT A WITTLE TINY GIRL?
- AWW...
- SUCKER!
- I THOUGHT CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET.
- HYAAH!
- GRRR! ROWR! - AARGH! RUFF!
WHOA!
OH, NO!
LUCKY I DIDN'T LAND IN THE...
UNH!
AWW...
- YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE.
I REALLY CLOBBERED THAT WIMPY HEATHCLIFF.
- YEAH? HA HA!
AND THAT FURBALL WOULDN'T FIGHT ME 'CAUSE I'M A GIRL,
SO THEN I REALLY LET HIM HAVE IT.
AND GET THIS:
I MADE HIS DUMB GIRLFRIEND THINK I LIKED HIM.
- DUMB GIRLFRIEND, HUH?
- I RUN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD NOW.
HEATHCLIFF IS THROUGH.
HERE COMES MARCY. WATCH THIS.
- I'VE GOT TO FIND HEATHCLIFF AND APOLOGIZE.
- MEW.
MEW.
- YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD GIRL.
- MEW.
- NOW, YOU PLAY WITH HEATHCLIFF WHILE I GO INSIDE FOR A MINUTE.
- MEW.
- GOOD GIRL.
NOW, HEATHCLIFF, YOU BE NICE TO LITTLE TAMMY.
- MEW!
- MEW.
- WELL, FURBALL, HOW DOES IT FEEL
BEING THE NUMBER 2 CAT AROUND HERE?
- MMM, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT FEELS.
OWW...OH...
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
- ME-YEOW-OW...
- POOR HEATHCLIFF.
TAMMY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO POOR LITTLE HEATHCLIFF?
YOU'RE A BAD CAT, TAMMY,
AND I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY WITH YOU ANYMORE.
- OW OW OWW...
- NOW, HEATHCLIFF, YOU JUST WAIT HERE,
AND I'LL GET YOU A BIG, JUICY STEAK TO PUT ON YOUR EYE.
AND, YOU, YOU NAUGHTY GIRL,
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY HEATHCLIFF.
- NOTHING MAKES ME FEEL BETTER
THAN GIVING YOU SOME OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE.
- MEWRRR!
MEWRRR! HISSSSS...
- [CHEERING]
HEATHCLIFF! HEATHCLIFF!
HE'S OUR MAN!
IF HE CAN'T DO IT, NO ONE CAN! YAY!
- IF HE CAN'T DO IT, NO ONE CAN!
YAY!
- UNH!
- HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
I THOUGHT CATS ALWAYS LANDED ON--
- DON'T SAY IT!
I'M NOT GONNA FIGHT YOU, TAMMY.
I'M NOT GONNA BACK DOWN, EITHER!
- HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
HE'S OUR CAT!
IF YOU WANT TROUBLE,
HE'S WHERE IT'S AT!
- OK, HEATHIE, YOU ASKED FOR IT.
- BUT YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- IT MAY BE AGAINST HEATHCLIFF'S HONOR TO FIGHT YOU,
BUT IT'S NOT AGAINST MINE!
- SONIA, SONIA,
SHE'S NO CLOWN!
IF SHE CAN'T DO IT,
WE'LL LEAVE TOWN!
- IF YOU EVER BOTHER HEATHCLIFF AGAIN,
YOU'LL ANSWER TO ME!
- YAAH!
- THAT WAS VERY UNLADYLIKE, BUT IT HAD TO BE DONE.
- WAY TO GO, SONIA!
- NOT BAD FOR A GIRL.
- YOU'RE ONE SLICK CHICK!
- SONIA, SONIA, SHE'S OUR GIRL!
- LIKE I ALWAYS SAY...
BEHIND EVERY GOOD MAN IS...
- A BETTER WOMAN.
- WHOAAH...
- [BARKING]
- OH!
UNH!
- WHO ARE YOU?
- I'M, UH, DUH...
IN LOVE!
- HUH?
- DUH...UH...MONGO!
I'M MONGO. HUH?
- HI, MONGO. I'M DIXIE.
- UH, UH, GEE...
UH, UH, D-DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN?
- HA HA HA!
I GUESS I DO.
WELL, I BETTER GO NOW. BYE.
- UH, HEH HEH HEH...
- MONGO!
YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE.
- GOSH...HEH HEH HEH!
- GRRR!
GRRR!
- SHE LOVES ME...
SHE LOVES ME NOT. [SLURP]
SHE LOVES ME... [SLURP]
SHE LOVES ME NOT... [SLURP]
- WHAT IS WITH HIM?
- HEY, MAN, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?
LOVE IS THE WORD.
- SHE LOVES ME... [SLURP]
SHE LOVES ME NOT. [SLURP]
- MONGO'S IN LOVE?
- THAT'S A FACT, JACK.
[KA-THUMP]
- WHICH ONE OF YOU CLOWNS IS MONGO?
- HE IS! - HE IS!
- YAHOO!
[COUGHS]
UH, YAHOO...
- MY SISTER'S IN TRAINING
FOR THE BIG TRACK AND FIELD MEET,
AND I DON'T WANT NOBODY BUGGING HER!
- I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS, MONGO.
IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT MONGO HERE IS IN THE TRACK MEET, TOO.
- HA! THAT'S A LAUGH! WHAT EVENT?
- UH...
UH, THE, UM...
OH, ALL OF 'EM.
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT,
I'M IN ALL OF THE EVENTS, TOO,
AND IF YOUR FAT FRIEND IS GOOD ENOUGH TO BEAT ME,
HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY SISTER!
- AND, UH...
IF HE DOESN'T BEAT YOU?
- I'LL USE ALL 3 OF YOUSE AS JAVELIN CATCHERS!
- WHOA... - WHOA... - WHOA...
- EEYAAH! - YAAA! - AAH!
HEH! I'LL SEE YOU BOZOS AT THE MEET.
- WE'D HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR IF RIFFRAFF WAS HERE.
- FORGET ABOUT RIFFRAFF.
I'VEGOT A FOOLPROOF PLAN.
- SHE LOVES ME... [SLURP]
SHE LOVES ME NOT. [SLURP]
WELL, WHY AM I DOING THIS?
- IT'S SIMPLE.
YOU GOT TO WIN ALL THE EVENTS AT THE TRACK MEET
IF YOU WANT TO SEE DIXIE.
- YOU GOT TO WIN, PLEASE,
OR WE'RE SWISS CHEESE!
- IF YOU SAY SO.
NOW WHAT?
- UNHHH! - OHHH...
- WHOA...
- I WISH I KNEW WHY I LISTEN TO YOU.
- WHOA--WHOA--WHOAAA...
- OHH...
- HOW DID I DO, GUYS?
- GOOD HEIGHT, MONGO.
YOU JUST GOT TO WORK ON YOUR DIRECTION.
- HEY, WHEN IT COMES TO SHOT PUTTIN',
THERE'S NO PUSSYFOOTIN'.
JUST HOLD IT IN YOUR PALM--
YEOWWW...
AND THEN YOU'RE GONE.
- NOW, ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS RUN REAL FAST TO THE OTHER END.
- UH, WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER
IF YOU GOT THOSE THINGS OUT OF MY WAY?
- YOU GOT TO JUMP OVER 'EM, MONGO!
- OH...OK. HERE GOES.
- HE'LL DO THIS ONE REAL EASY.
- OOF!
UNGH!
OOG!
[CRASH]
- OH... - OH...
- HEY, THAT WAS EASY, GUYS!
THAT WAS FUN!
I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN.
- DON'T WANT TO LET YOU DOWN,
BUT I'M LEAVING TOWN.
- NOT SO FAST. I GOT ANOTHER PLAN.
- I WAS HOPING, MAYBE AFTER THE MEET...
UH, UH, UH,
YOU AND ME COULD MEET
AND HAVE SOME FISH SANDWICHES TOGETHER.
- I'D LIKE THAT.
- YOU WOULD?
- YEAH, I WOULD.
- HEH HEH HEH!
GOSH...
- I HOPE YOU TURKEYS MAKE BETTER JAVELIN CATCHERS
THAN THE LAST GUYS I HAD.
- [GULPS] - [GULPS]
- WH-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?
- I USED ONE OF THEM FOR A FISHING NET
AND THE OTHER AS A SPAGHETTI STRAINER.
- HAAA... - EHHH...
- GEE, THAT'S GREAT. I--I LIKE SPAGHETTI.
- BET YA CATCH SOME BIG FISH.
- THE FIRST EVENT IS THE SHOT PUT.
SEE YOU THERE.
- NOW, REMEMBER,
JUST THROW IT AS FAR AS YOU CAN.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.
- THAT DOESN'T SOUND TOO HARD.
- ALL RIGHT, MINGO, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO.
- HEY...THIS THING IS HEAVY.
- GO FOR IT, BIG GUY!
- WHOOPS...
- YAAGH! YAAGH!
WHY, YOU...
- SORRY.
- WHY, I OUGHTA...
- NOW, CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.
- YOU GUYS HAVE HAD IT!
I CAN BEAT THAT THROW WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.
- GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT. HA HA HA!
- YAAA...
[CRASH]
- TOUGH BREAK, JAKE.
- Y'ALL CAN FORGET ABOUT SEEING DIXIE,
'CAUSE I'M GONNA BURY YOU ON THE HIGH HURDLES!
- ON YOUR MARK...
GET SET...
[BANG]
- OOF!
- I'VE GOT YOU NOW.
WHOA!
- I WON!
I WON!
- CAN YOU DIG IT?
- YEAH. TRACK CONDITIONS ARE TERRIBLE.
- HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
- WHY, THERE'S SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON WITH YOU GUYS,
BUT I'LL TELL Y'ALL RIGHT NOW,
NO ONE BEATS ME IN THE POLE VAULT.
- YOU COULD HAVE USED THAT POLE WHEN YOU FELL IN THE HOLE.
- GRRR!
[TWANG-G-G]
WATCH THIS!
- HA HA HA!
- EEYAAH!
[CRASH]
- HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
- Y'ALL CHEATED ME,
AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR IT!
HYAAH...
- JAKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I BET THESE GUYS THAT MANGO COULDN'T BEAT ME
IN A TRACK AND FIELD EVENT.
- SO?
- IF HE WINS, HE GETS TO TAKE YOU ON A DATE.
- I'M GONNA GO ON A DATE WITH MONGO
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT,
SO THE DEAL'S OFF!
COME ON, MONGO, LET'S GO.
- GOSH...
HEH HEH...
- HA HA HA! - HA HA HA!
- BET'S OFF. HA HA!
♪ NYA-NA NA-NA NA NAH
- SO LONG, JAKE.
- GRRR...
THAT'S RIGHT.
ALL BETS ARE OFF!
[METALLIC RATTLING]
- UH-OH... - UH-OH...
- RUN!
- WAIT TILL I GET MY PAWS ON YOU GUYS!
- I DON'T-- I DON'T GET IT.
MONGO GETS THE GIRL, BUT WHAT DO WE GET?
- WE GET JAKE,
WHICH IS A BIG MISTAKE.
- AAH!
- YOU'RE JUST LIKE A BIG, CUDDLY TEDDY BEAR.
- OH. HEH HEH.
YEAH, I KNOW.
GOSH--
OUCH.
- HA HA HA!
- IN THE LAST WEEKS BEFORE GIVING BIRTH,
YOUR CAT WILL SEEK A QUIET, DIMLY LIT SPOT
FOR HAVING HER KITTENS.
UNLESS YOU PREPARE A BOX OR AREA AHEAD OF TIME,
SHE MAY FIND HER OWN--
LIKE IN YOUR CLOSET,
ON A PILE OF LAUNDRY,
OR YOUR BRAND-NEW ANGORA SWEATER.
IF SHE BALKS, DON'T FORCE HER.
A LITTLE COAXING SHOULD DO IT.
- ♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE SOME HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU